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Tuesday 22 January 2008

Vital Stats Part Two.

Well the time has come for some much need oestrogen to be injected into this blogspot… I say ‘better late than never’. Anyway without further ado let me introduce the newest blog member Nadira.

She may be vertically challenged but when your blessed with the finest mane of Moroccan and Argentinean hair, you can hardly complain. Barely 20, Nadira posses the mind of a 35 year old, shoulder-pad wearing, filofax carrying, woman of the 80’s . She has a fantastic way of reminding me how very slothful I can be when she calls me up in the morning to inform me that ‘ today Kesi I want a pay rise and promotion’…. A few hours later, and as blasé as one can be, she mentions that she ‘ got that pay rise and promotion’.

Yet workaholic bore, she is not. Instead Naddy is the only person I know who still has an obsession with Channel U, and can recite the lyrics of all the latest grime phenomenon’s, whilst simultaneously harping on about the newest indie ‘choooons’ from the Hoosiers and Kasabian. She has a mind boggling ability to analyse the most complex situations, things and people and arrive at a sound conclusion in nanoseconds. That coupled with a no nonsense attitude, and a razor she hides under her tongue, she often stuns even the most obnoxious of characters into silence. Don’t let her size four feet, and doll face fool you into believing she’s having a bar of it….


If you ever need to find nadira, you’ll have no better chance than heading straight to what was once Deal Real ( pour your liquor to the ground!). It seems that whilst all the other Deal Real members have given up, Naddy still sheds the tears… ( I have photographic evidence)

On a lighter note Naddy is a giggling nutcase who is bound to bring some entertainment to your cyberspace routines!

5 comments:

Anonymous said...

Who are Kasabian?

Anonymous said...

just yesterday I thought they should put girls on here and what do I find today?

NADIRA !!! My fav and the fabulous Kesi

slew dem ladies!

s said...

ermm.... i havent got a clue your always banging on about these indie ppl, i just flung in the two i could remember. white 'bloody' stripes better?

Matthew Schnickens said...

Welcome, Nadira..

Guess we'll have to remove the 'No Girls Allowed' sign from the Tree-house now.. pissed.

Anonymous said...

it was starting to get a bit sausagey on here tho matt. i like this new direction. just gonna be bare post on handbags etc...