On the hottest day of the year . . . (day before)

I hope you had a lovely day cos i know i did, and noticed a lot of other people did to puuuuure mother fuckers were out committing crimes in the baking hot sun shine.
Certain people just thought they were given police badges as soon as the sun rose and were exempted from laws.
I saw dudes in hoodies and gloves, Girls in some of the worse gladiator outfits and sandals I had ever seen in my life . . . other crimes i noticed being commuted this offender

just reached for the “old testament leather croc sandals” and dropped them with a suit that's 5 years int he slammer right there.


While the many others simply didn’t draw for the new era cap when they really should have life imprisonment if you ask me, the electric chair to for the 2nd time by the looks of it.


I on the other hand weren't on committing no crimes. So i bucked my momi kesi impossible to have lunch at one of the most serious flats I had ever come across in my life . . . which kesi happen to be looking after for her aunt.
It was serious I talking jme "seeeeeeeeeerious", I personally saw it as the perfect bachelor’s pad. i was just flabbergasted that her "old aunt" (LMAO) owned it.
Not even gonna bait ages up but i couldn't believe the age when i heard it.

look at those pins ! ! !

Walked in and saw the bed and the sitting room in the same place. Thought this was sick then i re thought, and realized there could be be a problems.
How would it work if u got a girl in your drumb (house) ? and it got kinda saucy ?
that ladder is to fucking high to climb when one has got a boner in his boxers. The couch is to small and i know im not on no carpet burn movements either so it would be a big problem. kitchen perhaps ? aaah nah

the flat also possessed decks & a couple of hip hop records which was a good look ! ! !

the flate to came with a personal cook in the form of miss kesi.

mf doom music playing from quality speakers, i don't care i could live in a mcdonalds toilet happily as long as it had a bible, a bottle of water, a quater pounder and any doom lp i would be happy as larry oh and a tribe called quest lp as well ! ! !

holdtight the laptop which resembled a old skool Landrover with broken headlights used in war.
holdtight kesi and her "gumtree/ cool kids /serial killer" date.

overall a perfect flate for a guy house. im still baffled as to why here aunt lives in a place like this
but anywhoo house prices are plummeting, at the moment so if anyone is generous enough to hook me up with a few hundred grand to purchase something similar to this flat allah at the kid.

O and one more thing Africans, Nigerians in particular are not the only loud people on public transport orientals are to . . . this man wasn't having it.
special fried rice this roast pork fried rice that, ahriiiigatoooooh ! ! !
i swear he was reciting the local chines' menu off head. i so wanted to pull that emergency handle hopping his seat would pop out the window or something.

Loving bntl like a fat kid loves cake.